About

First of all, I want to begin by saying I am not a film critic. I probably have the same level of understanding about French New Wave as I have about the Theory of Relativity, and I still haven’t worked out the ending to 2001: A Space Odyssey.

That said, what I do know is this: I watch a lot of movies. From action to horror, cheesy rom-coms, and everything in between, films are a huge part of my life.

While in no way do I claim to be an expert, I’ve seen enough movies to know what’s good, what’s bad, and what’s so pretentious it hurts. So I thought I’d unleash those judgments on the unwitting public by sharing some film reviews from an uncultured mind.

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